Well kids, you asked for 'scary'
It's the most wonderful time of the year! No, the other most wonderful time of the year. The time when ambitious parents and big kids across the world take to Pinterest to find out how to turn a heap of ingredients into creepy treats that will dazzle the neighbourhood.
You'd think it would be impossible to mess up a recipe that's supposed to look scary, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong.
Their official name is actually 'D'oh… nuts'.
Oh come now, it's like you're not even trying.
Mummified pizza squares
Not bad! Not bad at all! Definitely see what you tried to do there…
How gruesome, you made earwax! Oh it was supposed to be – ah, OK. Never mind.
Mummy hot dogs
Well… we want our mummies now, if that helps at all.
On the plus side, at least these make the spider in your bath look basically adorable.
Given up the ghost, have you? Probably wise.
Mmm, no, it doesn't look exactly like a mummy, does it? But at least we have this delicious pile of dry pasta, a small disc of cheese and a single olive to eat! My favourite.
Blood, sweat and tears went into this creation! The trouble is, it was meant to be chocolate.
"Yah, I was heavily influenced by Edvard Munch's The Scream…"
"Honestly, this is a no-fail treat," says blogger Meghan from Domestic Sugar.
We've no idea what happened here. Poor little guys.
This gruesome cake
To be fair, it does look like a tricky recipe, you guys.