Check out the work of artist Benoit Jammes, who turns fruit and veg into daredevil stunt skaters

Ever looked at your fruitbowl and thought "know what that banana could do with? A skateboard." No? Well artist Benoit Jammes has, and we're really glad he did.

 

He imagines what the world would be like if, while you slept, foodstuffs broke free to pull dangerous stunts all over the kitchen. Call us easily pleased, but seeing that boiled egg grinding precariously around a saucepan has really brightened our day. 

Just look at this onion looking danger in the face on a stick of spaghetti

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And this potato literally slicing through the air with the greatest of ease

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potato

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Or this daredevil pepper so close to the blazing inferno

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pepper

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Bet you've never seen an orange pull a stunt like this before

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Or a lemon riding its very own halfpipe

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Gnarliest. Kiwi. Ever.

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kiwi

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Granny Smith is just killing it

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While this little guy is truly dicing with death

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But for every badass stunt fruit, there's one that doesn't make it

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tomato

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Oh dear. Think that's what you call squashed tomatoes and stew.