Although it's an object lesson in self control, when details of one woman's day in food hit the internet the result was widespread mirth
This week The Telegraph innocently published a "Day on a Plate" feature about juicing impresario Kara Rosen. It was your typical run-of-the-mill healthy smug-off from one very self-controlled lady.
But even though it's January and we are all fighting our own battles, the level of absurdity in her day's meals was just too much for the rest of us to handle. Twitter erupted in mirth.