When an office fridge door becomes an unwitting messenger in a ransom drama, a terrible tale of stolen sandwiches unfolds ...
Many are the victims of the Office Sandwich Thief, and (admit it) plenty of people are guilty of the occasional sneaky steal from a shared fridge. But this incident takes things to a new level.
Above is the classic beginning. A4 paper. Four neat pieces of sellotape. Excessive punctuation and shameless use of Comic Sans in navy blue. Because while this guy is serious about intra-company petty theft, but he's still got a Quirky Side!!!
And here, a response. Centre justified. Arial bold. It can only be ... a ransom note:
LET'S GET HR INVOLVED!
And now things take a turn.
Please God, why?!!
If Saw worked in your office
Here comes Tina!
But we're in too deep now
You tell him, Tina.
Oh the humanity!
This is no place for Comic Sans!
What manner of man could be so cruel?
Tina for the win!