Because nothing says 'I love you Mum' like a giant ball of cheese with her face on it
When it comes to saying "thanks for bringing about my existence and then spending a lot of your life funding it", we all sometimes struggle to find the words. How do you express that kind of gratitude – with an anatomically graphic cake, or a giant version of your mum's face made of cheese?
Here are a few people who could really have said it better with a bunch of daffodils and a cuppa. Maybe, this Mother's Day, don't try any of these at home.
Like this person who decided to make their mother's face out of cheese and green slime
For some reason a giant ball of cheese smeared with stuff is a bit of a party staple. This one, made from a mask and layered with guac and mozzarella is the stuff nightmares are made of. Worryingly they weren't even the first.
But for those who really can't be bothered
There's untold magic that can be made with a jar of frankfurters and a couple of cocktail sticks.
Are you absolutely sure that's a good idea, mate?
You know, as a payback for all the finanical burdening and horror of childbirth, a sausage that isn't even in the shape of a sausage?
Suppose you could transport your Mother back in time with a hat Hyacinth Bucket would be proud of ... made of cake
'But Mum, this woven bonnet is just so you'
Or you could transport her even further back in time ...
To the day of your birth. "Hey Mum, do you remember when I looked like this?"