Because who wouldn't want to be served dinner by an 10ft fembot with a pneumatic bust?
Even by Japan's standards, this restaurant in a giant basement in Shinjuku's Kabukicho district is really quite something.
Costing an alleged £55m to create, Robot Restaurant is a relentless assualt of the senses. There are mirrors, explosions, a lot of neon and a thousand flashing lights. Check out the website for just a taste.
Bikini-clad dancing girls control gigantic robots that fight each other, and then the bots join forces to fight dragons, pandas, dinosaurs and a colossal animatronic spider. But, the food ... what about the food?
Well, here's the thing. The food is delievered to your table by robots. And it is ... a bento box with some sushi. Yep, we think all the brains went into designing the experience.
You do get a glow-stick though, so there is that. Plus if you're well behaved, you might get to control your own very own fembot. OK, we're sort of tempted.