Because we know exactly how to turn you guys on ...

When all around you there is chaos, is there anything more truly life affirming than all this perfect order? 

Aaaaah yes, there they are. The nuts. The tidy, tidy nuts

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Oh, if you ever had free rein over the fruitbowl ...

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... you could have your five-a-day in a perfect rainbow square

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Just think how beautiful things could be

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If you had your way this is how all antipasti would be served 

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... and dinner ingredients

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Yeah, actually your entire kitchen would be grouped according to colour

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Imagine a world where you could do this to your burgers and still have friends

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... and do this without getting weird looks in McDonald's

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burgers

Via: Joshua Baron

If only you could eat your breakfast like a true serial killer

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... hey, but if you did end up in prison, at least you'd get to do this all the time!

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Now there's a thought ...