“Fingers crossed I get a satsuma in my Christmas stocking!” said no one, ever. Here are some genius foodie gifts

 

Yolk fish egg separator

Thanks to this Finding Nemo lookalike, you'll never have problems separating eggs again. Crack your egg into a bowl and this amazing fish will suck just the yolk up before plopping it out on your command.

 

£8.95, Prezzybox

 

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Yolk fish - egg separator

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Angela Merkel cookie cutter

Finally, the age old question “What do you buy a person who has EVERYTHING?” has been answered. An Angela Merkel cookie cutter of course!

 

We can practically guarantee that no one will already have a device that cuts outs silhouettes of the German chancellor’s head into dough. And if they do? Well, surely one can never have too many …

 

£6.90, phil-goods.com

 

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Angela Merkel cookie cutter

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Fridge magnet voice recorder

"Did you eat my cheese?", "Why don't you EVER buy toilet paper?", "Guess what I did to your milk?" This fab fridge magnet doubles as a voice recorder so you can send your flatmates/loved one the type of messages that you might find less awkward when delivered by machine.

 

£15, Maiden

 

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Fridge magnet voice recorder

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Tongue tea infuser

If you've ever wondered how Mick Jagger's tongue should be put to good use now he's not waving it around on stage quite so much, then wonder no longer. This tea infuser makes a smashing cuppa while simultaneously pleasing Rolling Stones fans. Lovely stuff.

 

£10.99, The Gift Oasis

 

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Tongue tea infuser

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Yellow submarine tea infuser

And if you liked the above idea of a tea infuser, but have a Beatles fan to buy for then this dinky, dunky little product is the winning choice to liven up their morning cuppa. “All together now! We all live in a … “

 

£11, Maiden

 

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Yellow submarine tea infuser

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Unicorn cake sprinkle shaker

The must-buy for any serious baker's stocking. Once they've discovered this mythical cake-sprinkle dispensing beast, they'll wonder how they ever survived in the kitchen without one.

 

£8, Maiden

 

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Unicorn cake sprinkle shaker

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Soldier egg cup and toast cutter

ATTENTION! Eating eggs has never been more fun. Dress an egg as a palace guard, cut your toast into a platoon of soldiers using this handy cutter, and then dunk, dunk, dunk away.

 

£7.99, Getting Personal

 

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Soldier egg cup & toast cutter

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I could eat a horse pasta measurer

If you're fed up with dishing up the incorrect amount of spaghetti to feed your family (why does pasta always multiply after cooking?) this gift solves an irritating first-world problem while also creating cute horsey shapes. 

 

£7.49, The Gift Oasis 

 

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I could eat a horse pasta measurer

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Salt and pepper wind-up robots

WOAH! Just when you thought technology couldn't get any more advanced, along come these two clever little chaps. Science fiction has long predicted a world where robots would serve humans and now passing the salt has never been so easy.

 

 £9.95, Prezzybox

 

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Salt and pepper wind up robots

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Oujia board tea towel

Meh, drying up is so boring! Erm, not when YOU'RE CHATTING TO THE DEAD AT THE SAME TIME. This oujia board tea towel will ensure no one shirks their washing-up duties ever again.

 

£12, Bompas & Parr

 

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Ouiji board tea towel

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Bear hands oven gloves

My, Grandma, What big hands you have! All the better for taking chips out of the oven without burning my poor fingers with …

 

£15, Trendstyle

 

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Bear hands oven gloves

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Skull sugar spoon

Dying for a coffee? This super-cool spoon will match all your bone china and serve as a gentle reminder to take your hot beverages with a little less sugar next time.

 

£5.99, Firebox

 

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Animal egg moulds

Turn eggs from boring white blobs into smiley edible animals in seconds with these cutesy Japanese-inspired bunny and bear moulds. Why? Well, why the heck not.

 

£4.99, Firebox

 

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Bowler hat colander

Bowl over your secret Santa with this spiffing colander. It adds class to your kitchen etiquette and has a one-size fits all approach, meaning big heads or pea-heads can join in the action.  

 

£12.99, Firebox

 

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Star Wars death star waffle maker

Is it the death star? Is it a waffle maker? No, it's both. 

 

$34.99, shipping to UK available, Think Geek

 

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Star Wars Death Star Waffle Maker

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